Dismissal: Constructive Dismissal
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If my recent and cursory reading of employment classified ads is any indication of the job market, the ideal North American worker today must be “a highly motivated, profit-focused, multitasking, self-starting team player with superior communications/interpersonal-relations skills, a BA, 3-5 years experience” and a willingness to start at $4.38 an hour.
Did I mention drug screenings?
I’d rather clean the bottom of a parrot’s cage with my tongue than be floundering in today’s job market.
Recently, the only ad to strike me as even remotely appealing was a local pitch for a “furniture repair technician” for La-Z-Boy. What could go wrong with a La-Z-Boy? It has a gearshift handle on the side for “way back,” “way, way back” and “deceased and ready for visitation.”
The job-benefits package promised “generous merchandise discounts,” which seems to suggest the possibility of furnishing an entire home with dime-on-the-dollar discontinued recliners. Maybe, maybe not. Given the euphemistic vernacular of job classifieds, it’s hard to know.
Employment ads are often written in a vague yet perky manner designed to make a 9-to-5 job replacing disinfectant cakes in urinals sound like a torrid affair with Catherine Zeta-Jones.
If I were to describe my job titles — dating from my youth — in the stilted, hazy euphemisms of 2003, I’d sound like someone you’d hire on the spot: [read on]
The Ontario Superior Court condemned an employer’s approach to handling the possible disability of one of its employees. Offering an “either-or” proposition to to the employee, forcing her to either accept a job that paid half her usual rate or accept a lump sum to release all claims, constituted dismissal. The employer was left on the hook for disability payments. Read more.