Be thankful for what you have.

50 Jobs Worse Than Yours

The world's worst occupation in 2004 is probably body-double for Saddam Hussein. But there are other jobs nearly as bad--how about junk-food mascot? For readers grinding away in a nine-to-five rut, or as a gift to console a McJob wage-slave, here's a book designed to make everyone grateful for the jobs they don't have to do. Filled with photos and snazzy bullet-points, this well-designed book is as slick as a polished Powerpoint presentation. All the nasty little details are included to create a perfect parody of those other business books. Fifty Jobs Worse than Yours will be found in staff washrooms across the land.